How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.