All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
CHANGE !
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
I told her that drinks were on the house
None. They can't climb the ladder.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
There's Google.