How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.