How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men