How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege