How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness