How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)