How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!