Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Full House.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Because he was snowed in.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Because everyone there is ahtistic.
