What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting