What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !