What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands