A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
They add another coat.
I drew drew
To get to the other side.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
When you sniff paint, you get high
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Simbalism