What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!