Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !