Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!