Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!