What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.