What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.