What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.