What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!