What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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