What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.