Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.