Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.