Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Unemployment Line Jokes More Unemployment Line Jokes

What's long, dark, and stinks?

The unemployment line.

Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.