Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Unemployment Line Jokes More Unemployment Line Jokes

What is long, black and stinks?

A: The unemployment line

What is long, black and smelly?

The unemployment line.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)