Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.