How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.