How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.