How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.