How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.