What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Fish and ships.

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Shiver me timbers!

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If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Duck.

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A crowbar.

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.