What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.