What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment