What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6