What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.