What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.