What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "