What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.