What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby