With a crowbar.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
A coin to scratch it with.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
a crowbar!
A crowbar.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.