You probably Reddit already.
He was gelded.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.