What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!