What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.