They are full of Iranian seman
Shipped beef!
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
ghost buzzards
They're both really high and have no access to water.
He has a cigarette!
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.