Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.