Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.