Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.