Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.