Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.