Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread