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They are full of Iranian seman
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
PomIranians
Because they were Ionic.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
A: Both crews were marooned.
It's full of Arab Seamen.
The second telephone.
They both have collar ID.
Fruit of the tomb
A nomad.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: What's a light bulb
Define "light bulb".
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
