Asif (As-if)
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They are full of Iranian seman
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
To get to the other side
None, because they can't change anything.
A Brazilian.
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Parcel-tongue
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A receding hare line.
Because they both have rings.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
It's probably just full of camels, anyway."
Andromedary
