Iranian Jokes

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.