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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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They are full of Iranian seman
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.
Bell-bottoms!
Just say "shoe".
A) NapKin
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
One.
A: Both crews were marooned.
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Their hump has no bone.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
A: Siamese twins.
