Asif (As-if)
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A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
It's an ill-eagle activity
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
Depends on the supply and demand curve
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
A: From a long ways away.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
He was holding up a bank.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
The Carpet store
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Lawrence of Dublin.
A parson to parson call !
The second telephone.