How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!