Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.