Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!