Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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Montana.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.