Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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They both run in your jeans (genes)

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They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.