Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!