Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.