Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
I'm like Sherlock, holmes.
Underlay! Underlay!
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
You swimming pull
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.