How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!