How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.