How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.