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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
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Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Because she was out standing in her field.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Everywhere
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
X-Men
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Because they're Not-Z's ( )
Not Z.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Shiver me timbers!
