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because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
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Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A centipede with a wooden leg !
The G
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
By 'elephone !
They got together and talked over old times.
Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
Throw in the laundry.
Because they're not Z's!
Because they're Not-Z's ( )
Neighbor.
R and J
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.