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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Kurt and Rod
This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
dos y dos
removed
Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
I put soap and water in there every day...
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Nun.
