How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.