99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
The baby can't carry the mother.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.
A Meowtain.
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
