How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.