How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!