What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.