What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.