What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.