What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.