How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.