How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!