How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.