How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.