How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.