How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.