How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.