What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.