What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.