Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA