Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A spaniel.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Toothpaste.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.