What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.