What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.