What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.