What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Willie Nelson Jokes More Willie Nelson Jokes

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Willie Nelson Concert Jokes More Willie Nelson Concert Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.