What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Willie Nelson Jokes More Willie Nelson Jokes

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Willie Nelson Concert Jokes More Willie Nelson Concert Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.