What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

Willie Nelson Jokes More Willie Nelson Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.