What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.