What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.