Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.