What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."