What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."