What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation