What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.