Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Go for the juggler.
Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Uluruakbar
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
Go straight for the juggler.
A seasoned veteran
Go for the juggler
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It Herzegovina
Luters
they only had one pickup
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Professional courtesy
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Claude
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
They get bee'd up
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
So he can be juan with everything.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
His verdict.
Roberto
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
He had been illumi-naughty
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
A radical mooselamb
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Because they had good high jeans
To boost his link karma!
Eminems.
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
