Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Go for the juggler.
Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Uluruakbar
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
Go straight for the juggler.
A seasoned veteran
Go for the juggler
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It Herzegovina
Luters
they only had one pickup
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Professional courtesy
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Claude
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
They get bee'd up
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
Juan on Juan.
Carlos.
A roamin' Catholic.
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
A prestidigitator tot!
At the BOO-tique
The Maul.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
None. He fell.
Bring it to a bool.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
