What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.