What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.