What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

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Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.