my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
The coming of the Lord.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Half time, they get to switch sides again
They where playing for the cup !
That's a salt!
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
