How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Bronco Jokes More Bronco Jokes

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

Blowout Jokes More Blowout Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up