What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.