What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science