What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.