Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.