Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.