Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.