Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.