Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!