Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.