Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.