What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.