What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!