How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.