How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it