How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.