How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!