What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.