What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.