Someone who's lost his way to the match.
A lost sole
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
