How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.