Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.