Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!