Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.