What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.