What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.