What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"