What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal