What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.