What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.