What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.