Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.